The Onion reported Wednesday that "a report published Monday by the Kaiser Family Foundation has found that the apocalypse, or end of the world, occurred three years ago.  --  'According to our data, the total collapse of all human civilization occurred on or around April 3, 2008,' said foundation representative Jodie Palmenterri, citing numerous instances of environmental disaster, humanitarian catastrophe, and economic ruin as unambiguous signs that the world had ended."[1] ...

The Galactic Empire Times reported recently that "Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday. "[1]  --  In a comment (#1 out of some 2,500) Yoda wrote:  "Until body I see, belive [sic] it I will not." ...

There can be no question that the current intervention of... whom and what, exactly? ... in Libya leaves much to be desired from every point of view.  --  But in the future, we'll be able to deal with such situations better, thanks to... smarter bombs!  --  At least that's the vision of humorist Mark Fiore.[1] ...