There was a surprising revelation Monday afternoon when NASA Ames Research Station telemetry succeeded in reestablishing radio contact with the vice president on the little-known world astronomers are now calling "Planet Cheney"....


Uncertainty about the vice president's whereabouts was cleared up two days after the space probe Anitinae made a flawless landing Monday on the surface of what NASA scientist are now calling "Planet Cheney." On its second "stroll" over the surface of the little-known planet, Anitinae's roving robot vehicle detected via infrared scanner the vice president of the United States seated in a duck blind with a Secret Service agent. Jack Kus was able to conduct an exclusive interview with Mr. Cheney via telemetry at the NASA Ames Research Center....


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