One of Tom Tomorrow's best.  --  "For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned." (Matthew 12:37) ...


Michael Moore may be prosecuted at the behest of the Michigan GOP for "bribery and coercion." His crime: promising free clean underware to "slackers" who vote for the first time....


From the Onion.  --  "'We originally invoked the Freedom Of Information Act to request material relating to Bush's spotty record while in office,' CIS director Catherine Rocklin said. 'But then we realized that the information was readily available at the corner newsstand, on the Internet, and from our friends and neighbors who pay attention to the news.'" ...