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PARODIE SARKOZY BRUNI par les VOYOUCRATES

YouTube
December 18, 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgqaQDOw-c

Ce que Clara a appris de Cécilia... ('What Clara learned from Cécilia...')

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[Translation]

PARODY SARKOZY BRUNI by the Voyoucrates

Someone told me
Nicolas Sarkozy
He's got a big one
You should be with him
What's more, with Nico
You'll only get good reviews
On your next albums
In pages of Le Figaro
And Cécilia [1] told me
He still gets it up
And Cécilia told me
He still gets it up
—Could it really be?

He talked about an opening
Me, I got it right away
Coming off his break-up
He was getting together
With Parisot [2]
Lagarde [3] and Dati [4]
There was no photo
It's me who wanted that
And Cécilia told me
He still gets it up
And Cécilia told me
He still gets it up
—Could it really be?

Vacations on a yacht [5]
A trip to Libya [6]
With his super pals
Putin [7] and Gaddafi [8]
He takes me to Mickey's
The first thing out of bed
It's the American dream
His megalomania
And Cécilia told me
He still gets it up
And Cécilia told me
He still gets it up
—Could it really be?

Make us forget about the cold
That's killing the homeless
And the cost of living
All that's so boring
Thank you Jacques Séguéla [9]
Free advertising like that
Is as good breaking records
At "La Nuit des publivores" [10]
And Cécilia told me
He still gets it up
And Cécilia told me
He still gets it up
—Could it really be?

Together!
Everything is possible then
All together! [11]

NOTES 

[1] Cécilia Sarkozy (b. November 12, 1957, Boulogne-Billancourt, France) is a former wife of French president Nicolas Sarkozy. The Sarkozys started divorce proceedings on October 10, 2007 and eight days later, the Élysée Palace announced that the couple had separated. Later that day, the palace corrected that announcement by stating that the couple had officially divorced. (Wikipedia)

[2] Laurence Parisot (born on the 31st of August 1959 in Luxeuil-les-Bains, France) has been the head of the French MEDEF employers' union since the 5th of July 2005. She also directs the IFOP poll institute. She became the 276th wealthiest French person after she inherited the Parisot group (first furnishing retail group in France). She is single and has no children. (Wikipedia)

[3] Christine Lagarde (born January 1, 1956) is the current Minister of Finance of France, appointed in June 2007. She was previously Minister of Agriculture and Fishing and Minister of Trade in the government of Dominique de Villepin. Lagarde was the first woman ever to ever become finance minister of a G8 economy. Previous to her appointment as Minister of Finance, Lagarde was ranked the 30th most powerful woman in the world by Forbes Magazine[1]. A noted antitrust and labour lawyer, Lagarde made history as the first female chairman of the international law firm Baker & McKenzie. (Wikipedia)

[4] Rachida Dati (born November 27, 1965, in Saint-Rémy, Burgundy) is a French politician. She holds two nationalities, French and Moroccan (French by jus soli and Moroccan by Jus sanguinis) although she calls herself "a French woman of French origins." She was appointed Minister of Justice on the 18th of May 2007 by Nicolas Sarkozy. She was Nicolas Sarkozy's spokeswoman during the 2007 French presidential election. Rachida Dati is the first woman having a non-European immigrant background and the first Arab to enter a key ministerial position in the French Cabinet. (Wikipedia)

[5] No sooner was Sarkozy elected in May than he left for a two-day vacation on the yacht "Paloma" belonging to French businessman Vincent Bollore.

[6] On July 25, 2007, Sarkozy visited Libya, promising to upgrade relations and increase dealings with Libya in the aftermath of the release of Bulgarian nurses who had been sentenced to death for infecting children with HIV that his then-wife Cécilia helped orchestrate.

[7] Sarkozy has already met with the increasingly dictatorial Russian President Vladimir Putin (born October 7, 1952) twice as president, in June at the G8 summit and in October in Moscow.

[8] Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi (born c. 1942) has been the de facto leader of Libya since a 1969 coup. Although Gaddafi holds no public office or title, he is accorded the honorifics "Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya" or "Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution" in government statements and the official press. In the days prior to Sarkozy's visit to Eurodisney with Carla Bruni, he was embarrassed by the fallout from the visit to France of Gaddafi making his first official visit to a Western country since his rapprochement with the international community.

[9] Jacques Séguéla (born in Paris on February 23, 1934), is a French publicist who in 1970 founded the advertising agency RSCG, which merged with Eurocom and is now knowns as Havas-Advertising; Séguéla is now its vice president. Séguéla has been well-known in France since his 1979 best-seller * dites pas à ma mère que je suis dans la publicité… elle me croit pianiste dans un bordel* ('Don't tell my Mom I'm in advertising -- she thinks I play the piano in a brothel')

[10] "La Nuit des Publivores," is a montage of commercials from around the world, including Belgium, Switzerland, Lebanon, Canada, French-speaking Africa, and France itself.

[11] "Ensemble tout devient possible" ('Together everything becomes possible') was the official title of Nicolas Sarkozy's 2007 presidential campaign.

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Translated by Mark K. Jensen
Associate Professor of French
Department of Languages and Literatures
Pacific Lutheran University
Tacoma, WA 98447-0003
Phone: 253-535-7219
Web page: http://www.plu.edu/~jensenmk/
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PARODIE SARKOZY BRUNI par les VOYOUCRATES

[Original]

Il y a quelqu'un qui m'a dit :
Nicolas Sarkozy
Il a un gros kiki
Tu devrais être avec lui
En plus avec Nico
T'auras que de bonne critiques
Sur toutes tes prochaines disques
Dans les pages Figaro
Et Cécilia m'a dit
Qu'il bandait encore
Et Cécilia m'a dit
Qu'il bandait encore
—Serait-ce possible alors ?

Il parlait d'ouverture
Moi j'ai tout de suite compris
Que de sa rupture
Il s'etait déjà mis
Entre la Parisot
Lagarde et la Dati
Il n'y avait pas de photo
C'est moi qui l'a choisi
Et Cécilia m'a dit
Qu'il bandait encore
Et Cécilia m'a dit
Qu'il bandait encore
—Serait-ce possible alors ?

Les vacances sur un yacht
Un voyage en Libye
Avec ses super potes
Poutine et Kadhafi
Il m'amène chez Mickey
Dès la sortie du lit
C'est le rêve américain
Sa mégalomanie
Et Cécilia m'a dit
Qu'il bandait encore
Et Cécilia m'a dit
Qu'il bandait encore
—Serait-ce possible alors ?

Faire oublier le froid
Qui tue les sans-abri
Et le pouvoir d'achat
Tout cela nous ennuie
Merci Jacques Séguéla
Un coup de pub comme ça
Ça vaut tous les records
La nuit des publivores
Et Cécilia m'a dit
Qu'il bandait encore
Et Cécilia m'a dit
Qu'il bandait encore
—Serait-ce possible alors ?

Ensemble !
Tout est possible alors
Tous ensemble !

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Transcribed by Mark K. Jensen
Associate Professor of French
Department of Languages and Literatures
Pacific Lutheran University
Tacoma, WA 98447-0003
Phone: 253-535-7219
Web page: http://www.plu.edu/~jensenmk/
Email: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.