THE PRESIDENT AND HIS PIGS
As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir!"
The President replies: "These are not pigs -- these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-President Cheney, and one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir!"