Sixty late-night George W. Bush jokes, compiled by David Kurtzman. One striking thing is the high proportion that refer to the 2000 election and question the legitimacy of his presidency....


Scenes from the Mar. 24 Radio and Television Correspondents' Association Dinner. "At one point, Bush showed a photo of himself looking for something out a window in the Oval Office, and he said, 'Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere.'"...


We're about to unveil a new concept: sovereignty without power! Yes, "we" are about to confer "sovereignty" upon a hand-picked set of people, with "the world's largest diplomatic mission" ready at their beck and call to help them and guide them along the path to -- what's it called again? Oh, yes -- "democracy." -- You gotta love these guys. Words mean nothing to them! To the journalists reporting on them either, it would appear....